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Our Annual Year: Best Of The Topical

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Walmart Prevents Gun Violence At Walmart

Walmart Prevents Gun Violence At Walmart

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NASA Announces They Definitely Just Destroyed An Asteroid

NASA Announces They Definitely Just Destroyed An Asteroid

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This Woman Was Isolated In Her Nursing Home, So Her Grandchildren Stood Outside With Signs To Ask Her For Money

This Woman Was Isolated In Her Nursing Home, So Her Grandchildren Stood Outside With Signs To Ask Her For Money

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Walgreens Introduces New Dumbass-Only Shopping Hours For Dipshits Who Don’t Know How To Stay 6 Feet Away

Walgreens Introduces New Dumbass-Only Shopping Hours For Dipshits Who Don’t Know How To Stay 6 Feet Away

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Health Experts Warn Protests Could Set Off Second Wave Of Police Brutality

Health Experts Warn Protests Could Set Off Second Wave Of Police Brutality

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Victoria’s Secret Shutters Operations After Concluding Women Were Never Hot Enough To Wear Their Underwear In First Place

Victoria’s Secret Shutters Operations After Concluding Women Were Never Hot Enough To Wear Their Underwear In First Place

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IRS Announces Taxpayers Can Make Checks Directly Payable To Any Corporation Or Billionaire They Want This Year

IRS Announces Taxpayers Can Make Checks Directly Payable To Any Corporation Or Billionaire They Want This Year

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Nation’s CEOs Sign Pledge To Continue Fucking Over Americans

Nation’s CEOs Sign Pledge To Continue Fucking Over Americans

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Jimmy Carter Added To Mount Rushmore After Becoming 5th Former President To Bowl Perfect 300

Jimmy Carter Added To Mount Rushmore After Becoming 5th Former President To Bowl Perfect 300

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Severely Injured Woman Heroically Fights Off Paramedics Trying To Force Her Into Medical Debt

Severely Injured Woman Heroically Fights Off Paramedics Trying To Force Her Into Medical Debt

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Congressional Democrats Threaten To All Wear Same Color If Trump Loses Election And Refuses To Leave Office

Congressional Democrats Threaten To All Wear Same Color If Trump Loses Election And Refuses To Leave Office

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Zoologists Thrilled After Successfully Getting Pair Of Bengal Tigers To 69 In Captivity

Zoologists Thrilled After Successfully Getting Pair Of Bengal Tigers To 69 In Captivity

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BREAKING: Total Hunk On Roof Deck Outside Our Window

BREAKING: Total Hunk On Roof Deck Outside Our Window

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Piece Of Shit From Nearby Town Marries Bitch From High School

Piece Of Shit From Nearby Town Marries Bitch From High School

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CDC Reclassifies Majority Of Covid-19 Deaths To Being Personally Murdered By Barack Obama

CDC Reclassifies Majority Of Covid-19 Deaths To Being Personally Murdered By Barack Obama

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Health Experts Determine College Social Distancing Guidelines Still No Match For The Jasonator

Health Experts Determine College Social Distancing Guidelines Still No Match For The Jasonator

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Frustrated Political Scientist Patton Oswalt Attempts To Explain Gerrymandering Without Help Of Visual Aids

Frustrated Political Scientist Patton Oswalt Attempts To Explain Gerrymandering Without Help Of Visual Aids

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Is Uniting The Country Possible? We Locked A Republican And A Democrat In A Room For A Week To Find Out

Is Uniting The Country Possible? We Locked A Republican And A Democrat In A Room For A Week To Find Out

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Report: You Slept Through Your Alarm And This All A Dream

Report: You Slept Through Your Alarm And This All A Dream

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New United Ultra Economy Class Tickets Lets Passengers Get Dragged Behind Plane By Giant Rope

New United Ultra Economy Class Tickets Lets Passengers Get Dragged Behind Plane By Giant Rope

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